I’m a clumsy person. I trip over things a lot. I walk into things a lot. I drop thingsĀ a lot. While I’m much more careful with my tech than I am for less expensive items, there is a high likelihood that something somewhere is hitting the deck because I got distracted. Thankfully, someone who isn’t me has realized that, if you drop Valve’s new Steam Controller, it screams, Wilhelm-style. Because honestly, why not?
Your Steam Controller screams when you drop it
14 May 20260

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