Look, I know there’s an anime fan in a top hat at the top of this tower. I know he’ll chuck ninja stars at me if I go up there and disturb him, but that’s why I’ve downed fifteen cups of coffee. I’ll just show him this chainsaw and these mail bombs, then we’ll get on famously. Oh, come on. I’m the reason this building has water coolers, you know. Fine, I’ll wait in the lobby.
Right, is anyone sitting here? Good. You here to see the giant purple mecha-execs that loom over the building too? Ah, you’re in for a treat. I’ve had the pleasure a few times now, after first opting to enter their corporate servitude the other day. They’d already lightninged me off the roof the first time, because I told them to stick their offer up their stick-bottoms. Let’s just say it was a persuasive recruitment tactic.
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