Slay the Spire 2’s daily runs have turned me into a spoiled brat

The Slay the Spire 2 daily has ruined me. I’m usually such a good boy. I read tutorials. I study tooltips and glossaries to ensure I understand every keyword. I carefully calculate my turns to ensure I’m getting the most juice out of every card I squeeze. Unfortunately, after a week of gorging myself on the delicious combos and ultra-sleek loadouts that Mega Crit’s challenge mode has to offer, I’ve become a monster, petulantly banging my fists on the digital table and whining to mommy Neow that I don’t want any Strikes and Defends in my deck.

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