Houses will eat you and horseguys will help you in new Chinese action-RPG Swords Of Legends

The name “Swords Of Legends” does not exactly cultivate intrigue. File it alongside Legendary Sword, Sword Legends, Legend of Sword, and Sword: Legends under “game titles that would put me to sleep even if I were being steadily electrocuted”. Having visited the official site for Swords and watched the Chinese announcement trailer, I have come up with some alternative, vastly superior English titles: 1) My House Is Unaccountably Peckish, 2) Can I Play Football With This Boss’s Detachable Head, 3) A Kingdom For My Horsebro, and 4) Did That Mountain Just Sideeye Me.

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