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Good news, dorks – it is not too late to be a janky-ass wolf

The human world is a tedious place consisting of grocery trips, laundry and tax returns, so let’s all go be janky-ass wolves. We shall coordinate to bring down elk amidst the engulfing winter snows of the Yellowstone Caldera, duel with cougars under starbound skies, and do adorable bellywiggles in what is possibly our own poop, though I’m not sure if the simulation covers the entire lupine digestive cycle. If that’s not enticement enough, we can do some wolf sex and raise a litter of cubs together. We shall manage our cubs by means of leather spreadsheets that look like they were recently mauled by hungry, horny wolves.

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