Sorry I’m late, I’ve got to drop off my non-existent offspring at the place where they learn their times tables soon. Before that, which of you wants to be dunched and bumped into a spin, as mud and discarded metal are flung about like a tornado’s hit a scrapyard? This is the question asked by Wreckfest 2‘s latest update, which finally gives middle-aged mums and dads a suitable ride in which to wreak havoc.

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